THE COSMIC MUNDANE

THE WORLD OF STEVE WERNER

 

Damn You, Gilgamesh!

My original opera--

Coming Eventually

Links to hear it are below.

 

Samples of Steve’s Best Work

Click Here!

 

Irish Farewell

If you would like to use Irish Farewell at a memorial service

     send me an email at swernerjr@hotmail.

I will send you an Mp3 file or the sheet music.

There is no charge, just a permission notice that needs to

     be put in the memorial program.

 

Mea Culpa, Mea Culpa!

  I have to admit that this webpage is a bit lame.

  But I am too busy working on new projects to keep this updated.

  Here is the current info as of August 2016.

  Feel free to email me for the latest info at swernerjr@hotmail.com.

 

Videos in work; soon (or eventually) to be up on Youtube:

    Asmodeus Arrives

    My Misery (The video--the song is already on Youtube.)

    Again Goodbye

    Another Dream

    Tony’s Story Part 3

   

 

Here are some of my self-identified classics:

 

The Ghost Woman of Portageville

      

 

One Lazy Day, Down on Cherokee

      

How to Speak Native St. Louisian with Dr. Chamois Leather

      

 

Zamboni Man

      

 

Here is serious listening music in a classical style

 

Symphonic Sketches in Four Movements: A Tribute to St. Louis

                               

 

 

Here is my opera: 

 

Damn You, Gilgamesh  Act I

      

Damn You, Gilgamesh  Act II

      

 

Here are two religious songs with video:

 

Ave Maris Stella

      

Psalm 23

      

 

Sarah Long

                  

 

An old time story of love and death.

 

Lay Me Down: A Sharecroppers Lament

      

 

Warhola #5: Where’s My Fifteen Minutes Andy Warhol?

      

 

Concerto Gross for Four Players and Lice!

This is one funny video!

 

Irish Farewell

                  

A song of goodbye.

 

A Sauntering Soul

A quiet music piece for English Horn, Harp, and Cello set to the artwork of Arthur Grunman.

      

 

Music sans video:

Tony Stays

A song about a man and his wife of many years.  A serious song.

My Misery

The lament of a broken heart. I mean really broken.

 

 

THE COSMIC MUNDANE

A book of

Humor, Poetry, and Stories from South St. Louis:

 

Stories, Poems, and Limericks

 

 

Here are some sample pages:

SAMPLE PAGES

 

Here are some samples of the poems read by me:

Limerick 1: Fenton

Limerick 2: Salem

Limerick 3: The East Side

 

To get a copy for free contact swernerjr@hotmail.com

 

This book is really cool!

Honestly!

I should know, I am the author! 

 

Videos Available on Youtube:

Yuppie on Skid Row

Yuppie—Drowning his sorrows!

In the style of Buster Keaton, YUPPIE ON SKID ROW tells the story of Young Urban Professional

who loses all but finds meaning as a bum on the street.

 

Mild Kingdom

MUTUAL OF OKINAWA's MILD KINGDOM with Tuna Perkins:

A parody of MUTUAL OF OMAHA'S WILD KINGDOM with Marlin Perkins. 

 

This Consarnit Old House

THIS CONSARNIT OLD HOUSE a parody of THIS OLD HOUSE.

 

Life in B Flat Minor

Seeking the meaning of life and death in St. Louis cemeteries.

 

The Life and Times of Crazy Legs League

Crazy Legs League—About to make history!

 

The New Confederate Workshop

What needs fixing?

 

How I Got My PHD!

Dr. Me!

 

Signage Galore!

          You won’t believe this one!

 

Book by Steve Werner

 

Elvis and the Apocalypse

 

Christmas Card 2015

 

Christmas Card 2014

 

Christmas Card 2013

 

Christmas Card 2012

 

Christmas Card 2011

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Christmas Card 2010

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Christmas Card 2009

 

Christmas Card 2008